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Dear My Body, Okay... Like... I REALLY don't want to call out of work anymore. Like, period--ever. I genuinely nee… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 hours ago
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You guys, I just realized that, among my Overwatch friends, I'm definitely the Ian Malcolm when it comes to new cha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 14 hours ago